Not since the flip flop of the New Coke has there been
such a dramatic branding and marketing about face!
The people have spoken and SPArtan weekend is
reverting to it's original moniker as "Man's Spa", reclaiming
it's proper title. I tried to get Canadian Tire to sponsor the event
but they couldn't afford us and instead they blew their modest budget on naming
rights for a suburban hockey rink. Too bad for them.
Billy was back, joining Pat, Tim, Al, Johnny and me for
round four. In a clever move, Billy had us sign an oath of secrecy for
eternity. I'm not sure how long that is so I waited a couple of
months before posting this just to be safe. If I just broke the oath,
oops, sorry about that. It was an accident but seeing as it's
already broken, I might as well just carry on blabbing.
Imagine, if you can, musical icons Johnny Cash, Neil Young
and Bob Marley entertaining Man's Spa attendees around a roaring fall
campfire in the Upper Gatineau. Have you got that image in your head
now? Well, that's nothing like what happened at this year's Man's Spa,
although we did do our best to pay tribute to them with some of their best (and
most difficult) tunes. Thanks for the music Tim.
Every year at Man's Spa Johnny takes a Sunday morning plunge off the dock to wake himself up and refresh. For the first time, he wasn't the only nut to brave the chilling waters as 4 of 5 made a splash. Then we had to fight for the hammock. Next year it's BYOH.
Oh Johnny, before I forget, please remember to thank your
sister for the pillow.
And finally, RIP hawks.
Next year we'll gather again, during the harvest to
keep the ring of fire burning with no woman.
Thanks for coming!